my dream girl

since my personality gets in the way of finding that girl i've been dreaming about, i'm going to take my chances with this faux pas. yes, i'm aware it stinks of desperation but whatever, the right girl is worth it. i'm looking for a girl with the following characteristics, including but not necessarily limited to (in no real order):
- you draw, paint, write, play or act. or any other verbs not relating to money.
- enjoy sleeping with your head where your feet should go
- you prefer the countryside over the city
- you've done double the speed limit. (triple: bonus points.)
- are in the process of becoming well read.
- you've ever disappeared completely
- prefers/tolerates buds
- you're not perfect. if you are, you probably stopped reading this to call your boyfriend whose 5 years your senior (coughpatheticcough)
- seeking to understand the human psyche, but realize the futility of the mission
- you're partial to staying up all night and sleeping all day
- willing to get into fisticuffs over your favorite bands. (extra credit if you listen to elliott smith, beck, radiohead or ben folds five)
- your favorite states include: maine, vermont, new hampshire and awkward
- you ski or ride (and not pre-season.) if you freeheel, i might ask you to marry me.
- you can crack a good joke and you know that the best humor comes from those that have felt the worst
- i'm not a big fan of churches, but if you can shake the hate and keep the soul, i'm down.
- your favorite ben and jerry's is fossil fuel. if you like magic brownies, don't even bother.
- you don't fit into a few of these. if you fit into all of them, that's like dating myself. and that's creepy.

if you think you fit this, please check the 'yes' box with your favorite color crayon and slip it into my desk while i'm out on recess. then meet me at the swings.